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Detecting
Magic with Dick Hunter:
The
Mort des Hommes Files
by
A. Jarrell Hayes
Genre:
Paranormal Crime Mystery
What
begins as a routine missing person case for Seattle's best private
investigator, Dick Hunter, turns into a personal vendetta against a
cruel murderer. The murderer, Mort des Hommes, happens to be a hell
spawn possessing powerful magic.
In
order to solve the case and avenge a death, Dick Hunter has to take a
crash course in magic from the angelic Amie, and gather magical
animal familiars in order to battle and defeat Mort des Hommes.
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Detecting Magic with Dick
Hunter: The Mort des Hommes Files By A. Jarrell Hayes
When I recall what I
saw that day, I can scarce but wonder why I didn’t go insane. On the ground was
the body of Mr. Hollis, bloody and torn but still barely alive and breathing.
He was twitching on the grass like a chopped up inchworm. One arm was detached
from the rest of his body, the hand clinched into a fist. Dangling freely from
his torso was his intestines, pulled out from a huge gash in his lower stomach
area. Blood flowed freely from many wounds. Blood splattered Mr. Hollis’ face,
too; and by the looks of things, it was his own blood at that.
There was a man
looming menacing over his tortured body: a white gentleman about a decade into
AARP membership, slim and in good shape, with cold blue eyes and a tuft of
white hair sticking out from under his smoke gray derby hat. He’s wearing a
black suit with a white shirt and simple black tie, a long gray wool coat over
his suit. He held a spear in his right arm, the tip of it pointed at Mr.
Hollis’ forehead.
I couldn’t simply
stand and watch the murder of a man without attempting to stop it, so I pulled
out my sidearm and aimed it at the old man that looked like a reject from The
Godfather movies. “Drop
the spear!” I ordered.
The old man looked at
me as if he hadn’t noticed that I was there beforehand. A sinister and arrogant
smile formed across his pale face. He spread open his arms as he faced me—he
was daring me to shoot him!
I wasn’t going to
shoot him as long as he didn’t threaten me. I was hoping he wouldn’t, because
that would be a heck of a lot of paperwork to fill out at the police station. I
was hoping that he would let go of the weapon he borrowed from Fred Flintstone
and allow me to apprehend him and call the police. But, of course, life’s never
that easy, right?
The old fart turns and
aims the spear at me, putting me in a tight situation. I have the more deadly
weapon, so if I shoot and kill this old man, it might appear to be an act of
abusing my gun privileges. If I don’t shoot, I’ll end up with a spear through
my neck. I did the only logical thing I could do: I shot the old man in his
shoulder.
The first shot seemed to
do nothing to the old man. I had excellent aim, and I was close enough to the
target that even if my aim sucked balls I still would’ve hit him. But there was
nothing on the old man, not even a scratch.
I fired three more times,
all with the same results as the first. It was as if the bullets, as they drew
closer to him, ceased existing.
That’s when the old
man gazed at me with his wicked smile, and, not even looking at his victim on
the ground, rammed his spear through Mr. Hollis’ temple. He removed the spear
with a jerk. Brain chunks and blood splattering everywhere. He winked at me and
slowly turned to walk away. I fired two more rounds, without hitting him, until
the old man vanished. That’s right; he vanished, like a specter or hologram.
My mind was having
trouble making sense of the nonsense that just transpired. One thing I did know
was that Benny-boy wasn’t in such good shape. I had to be quick. I dashed to
the body and dropped to my knees. I stared at the corpse.
I shook my head at
the dead body and whispered, “Why did you die? What did you die for, man?” I
sighed and then walked over to where his arm lay. I lifted it up to rejoin it
with his body. As I did so, a pebble and a pack of matches fell from his grasp.
I placed the arm across his chest and retrieved the fallen pebble and matches.
The matches were from some place called Amie’s House of Spirits; I placed both
items in my coat pocket. That’s when I heard the police sirens and decided to
disappear from the scene of the crime before I spent the rest of the night
answering questions at the precinct.
Detecting
Magic with Dick Hunter:
The
Demonic Dozen
Detective
Dick Hunter is back!
Dick
and comrades defeated Wicked Jinn Mort des Hommes in a climatic
battle at the Gates of Hades. Though stopped of his ultimate goal of
world domination, Mort was able to release twelve demons into the
world--and Dick Hunter blames himself.
To
put an end to the demonic threat, Dick Hunter and Amie--a former
Pleasant Jinn and Dick's current lover--accompany an old friend,
Pleasant Jinn Guy, across the country on a demon hunting spree. More
action, adventure and wisecracks await in the next installment in the
genre-bending, fourth-wall-breaking Detecting Magic with Dick Hunter
series.
**Releases
March 7th, 2017!**
Detecting Magic with Dick
Hunter: The Demonic Dozen By A. Jarrell Hayes
The talking pigeon
was really an Aura elemental familiar under contract with Guy. There are six
types of elementals, and they often times work with Jinn--Pleasant and Wicked--to
help them complete missions. They’re needed in order to weaken or seal Jinn.
Well, from my experience, they were necessary as distractions, so to speak.
Just another body for the enemy to fight while the human of the group attempts
to seal or weaken the Jinn.
I could go on about elementals and
sealing Jinn and shit, but I already covered that enough in the previous book.
You guys should go check that out if you hadn’t already.
But the main thing was that this filthy
little pigeon had some valuable information. Apparently, there’s a new designer
drug that hit the streets of Baltimore called sublime. It’s a pill people
ingest. According to the Aura, sublime alters the body, I think something to do
with dumping extra adrenaline into the blood, and the blimer (the person who’s
popping sublime--seriously, I couldn’t make this shit up even if I tried) gets
the strength of Superman, able to lift cars and shit. And they get hungry.
Blimers get a strange craving for human flesh, and they have the strength to
bite off large chunks with their teeth. Not pretty.
So yeah, that’s really a fucked up
situation in Charm City. NARCs were up to their chests in cases, the police
commissioner and mayor were under scrutiny, and folks were dying by the
scores--getting eaten alive. Often by their buddy they just popped sublime
with. There were hunger houses--basically crack houses for blimers--all over
the city, thanks to about 1,500 or so blighted and condemned houses. Once
uncovered, they’d be two or three or more half and fully devoured bodies found
in them. Disturbing shit.
Before he left for Seattle, Guy had
felt the presence of two demons in Baltimore. However, he didn’t have an
agitator or a Thanos Stone or even the humans to wield them. Which was why he
told his Aura to keep tabs on things in Tubman City while he went to gather
Amie and I from the west coast. I wished he had said something earlier. Jinn
and their goddamn secrets.
Guy definitely thought it was the
Addiction demon that was spreading around sublime. Only a demon could
manufacture a drug with an agent that could alter human physiology as
drastically as sublime did, or so said Guy. Amie agreed with him. I just kept
quiet, looking pretty, because I had no idea what they were talking about.
Anyway, the next day Guy’s Aura
returned with more news for us . . .
“Guy, Guy,” squawks the Aura. “I
overheard this from one of the dealers. There is a big shipment of sublime
coming tonight at the docks. Taj, the biggest sublime supplier in the city, is
always there during a shipment.”
Guy nods and throws a
handful of bread crumbs at it. “Merci. You have done well. Time for rest, non?”
The pigeon mumbles, “Thank you,” as
it eagerly pecks at the crumbs.
Guy joins Amie and me at the kitchen table. “You suspect
this Taj guy is really Addiction?” I say.
“Oui. And if he is not, the real demon
will most likely be the one dropping off the large shipment.”
“I wonder why all the subterfuge,” I
say. “If the demon is manufacturing sublime, why go through all the trouble of
having it shipped in?”
Guy shrugs. Amie says, “That’s a good
question. Maybe the shipment is only the materials needed to manufacture
sublime.”
Eh, that’s a sickening thought. I
remember the ingredients Mort used to make his hellhound canines. I’m sure what
the demon uses to make sublime is nasty, and possibly human.
“Well, there’s only one way to find
out.”
Guy laughs and shakes his head at me.
Then he gets up from the table. “I am going to pray and cleanse myself for
tonight.”
Amie gets up too. “I’m going to
mediate.”
They both walk out of the kitchen,
leaving me alone with a damn pigeon.
I had a couple of hours to kill, so I decided to go
out for a walk. The city seemed, I don’t know, nicer since the last time I
visited. The area was relatively clean for a city with over half a million
people. I didn’t know where I was going, so I just kept walking. Somehow my
feet led me to a bar.
I went in, sat at the counter, and
ordered a whiskey on the rocks. An Orioles game played on a big flat screen TV
behind the bar. I sipped my drink and got lost in the strikes and balls.
I admit, I was a bit put off how Amie
just left me right after Guy got up. Was I jealous? Slightly. But those two
knew things I didn’t. They both have lived hundreds of years. One was a Jinn
possessing unbelievable magic, the other was formerly a Jinn. I was the odd man
out in this threesome; I was the third wheel.
Into my fourth drink I realized
alcohol wasn’t going to change any of that. Wasn’t going to help it any,
either. I paid my tab and then shuffled on back to Guy’s apartment.
Person.
Storyteller. Work-in-progress. A. Jarrell Hayes began writing at a
young age; his first books being handwritten and illustrated stories
similar to the Choose Your Own Adventure titles he loved. In 2004 he
published his first two "official" books, Heart and Soul of
a Thinker (poetry) and Crowning of the Good King (fantasy). Since
then, he has written seven poetry collections, four fantasy novels,
three short story collections and a handful of chapbooks. His work
has appeared in over 20 publications, online and in print. His visual
art has been on display at the Baltimore Museum of Art (BMA) and the
Eubie Blake Jazz and Cultural Center in Baltimore. He began
publishing poetry under the name A. J. Hayes in 2013. A list of his
published works is available here.
In
2013 he founded a small publishing press called Hidden Clearing
Books, LLC (now closed). He has judged contests for the
aforementioned press and for the Maryland Writer's Association. He is
a freelance editor and book consultant (hire him here).
He
currently lives in Maryland. He invites you to subscribe to his free
eNewsletter and contribute to his Patreon.
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