Drop Dead Handsome
by M.K.
Scott
GENRE: Cozy
Mystery
BLURB:
The Painted Lady Inn
is open for business and limping along in the B and B world. A high school
reunion package assembles Donna’s least desirable classmates, including the
backstabbing cheerleader, her narcissistic high school crush, and Arnie, whose
cheesy poem had everyone calling her, hot mama. It’s all something she liked to
forget. These are the normal guests.
An octogenarian self-proclaimed sleuth, Father Christmas, a dognapping couple,
and a pair who is copying everything in the Inn to set up their own competitive
establishment rounds out the group. Maria, the sister-in-law, has a matchmaking
agenda for Donna. Daniel, her brother, finds himself serving as a referee with
one guest’s multiple wives.
High school reunions can be murder. Detective Mark Taber is on the trail of the
murderer, when he isn’t interfering in a smitten Arnie’s determined bid to woo
the no nonsense innkeeper.
EXCERPT:
The last thing she needed was a
one-star review about no elevator. As for the lack of an elevator, she got
around it by designating the bedroom she used as a handicapped suite. There was
a ramp to the side door, since there was no easy way to put one to the front
door without making it an eyesore. She had explained to the inspector that it
made a shorter distance between the parking lot and door. The inn wasn’t big
enough for a person to become lost. All the public rooms were on the first
floor, too. “Room C4 is on the top floor. I could change the rooms around where
you wouldn’t have to trot up steps.”
Eunice boosted herself up onto one
of the tall stools surrounding the island. “Could you?”
Donna gave her a forced smile as she
considered what she’d have to offer Arnie to get him to move up to the top
floor. “I’ll go take care of it. Maria could make you some tea.”
“That sounds lovely.” Eunice placed
her hands in a prayer position as she spoke. “I’d love some little finger
sandwiches. Haven’t had a bite to eat.”
“Sure.” She agreed, anxious to get
the room switch done. Good chance she’d have to clean the room. A prolonged tea
might do the trick.
“I can’t wait.” Eunice’s excitement
fizzled as she asked with a plaintive expression, “Do you have any of those
delicious looking scones or pastries featured on the website?”
The woman was determined to wiggle
high tea out of her while she changed her room. “I’m sure Maria can find some
for you.”
Her hand was on the door when Eunice
asked, “Clotted cream?”
“Yes. Perhaps you’d be more
comfortable in the dining room.”
The woman spun her stool to rest her
hands on the island countertop. “No thank you, I prefer the kitchen, which is
where everything happens.”
AUTHOR BIO:
M.
K. Scott is the husband and wife writing team behind The Painted Lady Inn
Mysteries. Morgan K Wyatt is the general wordsmith, while her husband, Scott,
is the grammar hammer and physics specialist. He uses his engineering skills to
explain how fast a body falls when pushed over a cliff and various other
felonious activities. The Internet and experts in the field provide forensic
information, while the recipes and B and B details require a more hands on
approach. Morgan’s daughter who manages
a hotel provides guest horror stories to fuel the plot lines. The couple’s dog,
Chance, is the inspiration behind Jasper, Donna’s dog. Murder Mansion is the first book in The
Painted Lady Inn Mysteries. Overall, it is a fun series to create and read.
Drop Dead Handsome is the second book in the series. Killer Review should be
out in October 2016.
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