IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC
by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
BLURB:
Once the most
powerful immortal assassin ever to exist, this demigod now spends his days
pining for the girl who got away: Helena. Doesn’t help that he’s also Helena’s
full-time nanny slash bodyguard. But now that the apocalypse is over and her
husband, the vampire general, has returned home for good, it’s time to move on.
But can Andrus let go
of the woman he secretly loves?
Cimil, Goddess of the
Underworld and owner of Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., knows the solution is
finding another gal. The right gal. But getting a woman to date this callous,
unrefined, coldhearted warrior will prove to be the biggest challenge of her
existence. Good thing they’re in L.A.
When aspiring actress
Sadie Townsend finds herself one week away from being thrown out on the street,
the call from her agent is like a gift from heaven. But when she learns the job
is teaching the world’s biggest barbarian how to act like a gentleman, she
wonders if she shouldn’t have asked for more money. He’s vulgar, uncaring, and
rougher around the edges than a serrated bread knife. He’s also sexy, fierce,
and undeniably tormented.
Will Sadie help him
overcome his past, or will she find her heart hopelessly trapped by a man
determined to self-destruct?
EXCERPT
Commotion erupted in the restaurant, snapping Sadie back into
awareness that she was lying on the restaurant floor underneath this large man,
who was actually assaulting her.
“You think you can take me down with a little knife?” he snarled.
“Dammit, Andrus. You barbaric asshole,” barked the man’s date,
“she was not trying to attack you, she was trying to serve you meat.”
A moment passed as the man stared into her eyes, still lying right
on top of her, his cock nestled right up against her crotch. She felt his heart
pounding away in his chest, the rhythm strangely matching her own frantic
beats, like two war drums pounding together.
Ohmygod. What am I doing enjoying this?
You are not. You’re offended!
Yes. I am.
His eyes moved to her lips and then a cocky, devious smile worked
onto his mouth. “Whoops. Guess I overreacted,” he said in a slow, deep
unabashed voice.
He thought this was funny? He’d knocked the wind out of her and
everyone was staring while she’d experienced an embarrassingly erotic moment
that proved she was nuts or completely hard up for a man. Or into having public
sex.
“Fucking asshole,” she snarled, catching her air, “get off.”
A wicked little smile flickered across his lips. “Perhaps later,”
he whispered. “At present, I’m on a date.”
AUTHOR BIO:
New York
Times and USA Today bestselling Romance author, host of the radio talk show,
Man Candy, on Radioslot.com.
When San
Francisco native Mimi Jean went on an adventure as an exchange student to
Mexico City, she never imagined the journey would lead to writing Romance. But
one MBA, one sexy husband, and two rowdy kids later, Mimi would trade in
corporate life for vampires, deities, and snarky humor.
She continues
to hope that her books will inspire a leather pants comeback (for men) and that
she might make you laugh when you need it most.
She also
enjoys interacting with her fans (especially if they're batshit crazy). You can
always find her chatting away on Facebook, Twitter, or saying many naughty
words on her show MAN CANDY on Radioslot.com!
Find out more
about Mimi and upcoming books at http://www.mimijean.net.
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