Wherever You Go, Were You Are
by Randa
Flannery
GENRE: Paranormal
Romance (Comedy)
BLURB:
The
PI business has really gone to the dogs. Literally.
Werewolf Lucy Lyle has just caught a ruff new case: sniff out the stalker preying on a couple of male strippers. Should be easy enough, except it seems that the only scent Lucy’s wolf is interested in is that of the scrumptious new client. Human client. Too bad they’ve sworn off humans for good. But like a dog with a bone, the harried PI is determined to solve the case, facing down the dangers of strip club locker rooms, waxing strips, law professors, smart mouthed police officers, and, worst of all, true love.
Werewolf Lucy Lyle has just caught a ruff new case: sniff out the stalker preying on a couple of male strippers. Should be easy enough, except it seems that the only scent Lucy’s wolf is interested in is that of the scrumptious new client. Human client. Too bad they’ve sworn off humans for good. But like a dog with a bone, the harried PI is determined to solve the case, facing down the dangers of strip club locker rooms, waxing strips, law professors, smart mouthed police officers, and, worst of all, true love.
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EXCERPT:
He’s a stripper. His mouth could be
carrying a sexually transmitted disease.”
The women giggled and guffawed.
“That couldn’t be it,” Jazz
persisted. “You’re a dog. You probably lick your own butt after a good run
through the woods.”
She had a point. Sort of. I mean, I
don’t really lick myself...my wolf, however.... Well, I try not to think about
it.
“Aren’t dog’s mouths cleaner than a
human’s?” Andi asked with her typical naivety. It’s one of her charms.
“That’s a myth,” Amelia informed us
all.
“And also, I’m not a dog,” I added,
in case anybody cared.
“Whatever,” Lillian retorted with a
dismissive wave of her hand. “Get back to the point. What’s wrong with Mr.
Yummy over there?”
I gave a shrug. “Nothing’s really
wrong with him.”
“You got that right,” Andi agreed,
her eyes straying Yummy’s way again.
“But he’s too...”
Her eyes jerked back to me
expectantly. The whole party watched me, waiting with baited breath.
Well...with bad breath, honestly.
“Human,” I finished. “He’s just too
human.”
Lucy’s Life Rule #1: Never get
involved with a human. It was also Rule #2, 5, 8, and 20.
AUTHOR BIO:
Randa
Flannery has an a degree in English and writes a variety of romantic fiction,
including suspense, comedy, and urban fantasy. Randa is a member of the Romance
Writers of America and lives as an expat with her husband and children in
FuYang, China.
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3 comments:
hey, thanks for having "wherever you go, were you are" on the avid reader today! i, too, am an avid reader! happy to pop in and out if anyone has a question you want to shoot at me!
Thank you for the great excerpt.
thanks, mary, stopping by and checking it out. good luck in the raffle!
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