Jersey Diner
by Lisa
Diane Kastner
GENRE: commercial romance
BLURB:
Lauren
has a dead end job as a waitress at the Oaklyn Diner. She becomes ecstatic when
the diner is chosen to be the focal point of an upcoming movie, *Jersey Diner,*
starring Jonathan Pearce. When filming ends she moves to California to start a
new life with him. Lauren quickly discovers that all that she thought was real
and true are in question.
Excerpt:
“Before
me the television hummed. The remote felt heavy and big in my hands. With the
next channel came my favorite interview show. The host, Lawrence Corran, spoke
with Jonathan. I couldn’t believe it. They played a rerun of my favorite
episode.
The
two men were on a stage with a black backdrop. On a table next to them stood
glasses filled with water. Lawrence, a small man with a receding hairline,
thick horn-rimmed glasses, a goatee, and a rounded jaw, sat across from Jonathan.
Jonathan lounged in his high backed chair. If someone else sat in the chair, it
would have been overpowering, but he looked confident, relaxed. Mama used to
call him a young Sean Connery. His thin black sweater provided a hint of the
muscles underneath it. A grey suit jacket hung from his shoulders. The creases
in his black suit pants followed the bend of his knees. I wanted to reach in
and touch those creases. He glowed with each move and every word. He crossed
his legs and formed a pyramid with his fingers.
“Wasn’t
that screen test for the next day?”
Jonathan
looked embarrassed by the question. “Yes. They said they could use someone with
my looks and then sent me home.”
I
moved closer to the screen.
“How
long after that test did you get your first part?”
“Six
months.”
“Now.
See students? Don’t get discouraged if they don’t call you back immediately.
Even Jonathan Pearce waited to get his first part.” Lawrence flipped to the
next note card.
“I
was an extra in a military movie called, The Edge of Life.”
My
lips moved in time with his.
“I
had one line. I said, ‘Sir, yes sir.’” His eyes crinkled with a touch of a
smile. I had heard this story a dozen times.
“Again,
students. Not only did he have to wait six months but he also had a very small
role.”
“After
that my next role wasn’t for another year. I took night classes and got a job
as a construction worker.”
“That’s
how you stayed trim.”
“I
wanted to spend my money on classes so I needed a job that would maintain my
physique.” Jonathan turned, looked at me and leaned in. “Lauren. Lauren? How
are you doing?”
I
looked around the living room. I felt self-conscious in my clothes. I tied the
knot in my robe tighter and pointed to myself as if another Lauren sat next to
me.
“Yes.
I wondered if you needed anything?” he said.
I
hesitated for a moment. My throat dried up as I tried to respond. “I-I-I’m
fine.”
Jonathan
rested back in his chair, tension eased from his shoulders. “Good. I’m glad to
hear it. I’ll be in town soon. We can get together for coffee.”
Did
Jonathan Pearce ask me out on a date? “I’m sorry? I mean. Sure. That. Would.
Be. Great.
”
I reached my hand out to touch the screen. To see if I could be there with him
and test if this was real. My fingertips reached the screen’s edge. The static
electrified them, covered them in a fuzzy haze that spread up my wrist and
traveled down my arm. It prepared me to become one with the images before me.
Ready me to become one with Jonathan.
I
prepared to break through the barrier of static, glass, and electricity, when
Jonathan said, “Lauren, you better get to bed.”
He
nudged my shoulder. “I gotta go now. Don’t forget. Coffee.” He winked. “Lauren.
Lauren?”
His
voice changed to emulate my father’s tone. Now that’s a gross thought. Someone
shook my shoulder a little more. A fog broke free from my mind. It forced me to
wake up. The television shone before me, my father clicking off the static
filled screen.
“You
should head to bed now.”
Interview
with Lisa Diane Kastner
1. What inspired you to write JERSEY
DINER?
When
I was a teenager, I was on a syndicated television show called, Dance Party USA
on the USA network. I had a few fans who went to great lengths to discover my
phone number and address. Some even visited me. Luckily, I was a bit naïve at
the time and didn’t really understand this was abnormal behavior. So I started to wonder what would encourage
someone to go to those lengths. What would be the impetus? And then I started
thinking about my own crushes and how I responded to those. The combination of
the two and a ton of research is what brought us JERSEY DINER.
2. Can you tell us a little bit what you
have planned for the future?
Although JERSEY DINER isn’t part of a
series, the characters pop up in other books like LUSCIOUS which will come out
in 2018/2019 which starts on the morning that Lee Therese needs to hand in her
dissertation, she is literally run over by Xander. The first words out of his
mouth are, “Sorry, Luscious.” Immediately smitten, Lee forces herself to
recompose and drive forward with her day and her purpose – to get the
dissertation approved, graduate, and start a new life with a teaching job in
Hawaii. The catch? Xander keeps showing up at the most unexpected times. What
Lee doesn’t know is that Alex has his own dark reasons for moving to Philly.
In addition, I’m currently
working on a few things. I’m the executive editor of Running Wild Press and I’m
working on a novella anthology and on the first book of a new fantasy series
called MAGIC FORGOTTEN by Jack Hillman. In addition, I’m working on a new novel
series called, NEWLY MINTED WINGS AND SALTY FRENCH FRIES, which will start off
with a novella by one of the main characters, Morgan Cruise. Morgan, is a former teen and twenties star
who is finding much less glory in her older years. In search of a renewal, she reaches out to a
trendy plastic surgeon. Anticipating that he’ll recommend a face lift, instead
he tells her to get functioning wings.
That’s right, those babies work! Morgan finds herself in flight over the
Hollywood Hills and inadvertently runs into a rather long line at the local In
and Out Burger starting a chain of events that will keep you enthralled.
3. Can you tell us a little bit about
the characters in JERSEY DINER?
Sure,
the main character, Lauren is a twenty year old who works at a diner. She’s had
a tough life and has come to realize that she really wants a change. In walks Jonathan Pearce, one of her favorite
movie stars and everything seems to align. At least that’s what we think.
4. You know I think we all have a
favorite author. Who is your favorite author and why?
Eep. One? Hm… I can’t really name one. I’ll name one of them – Junot Diaz. The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao was
sheer genius. I savored each and every page.
I loved the side comments as footnotes. They really brought the story to
life.
5. If you could time-travel would you
travel to the future or the past? Where would you like to go and why would you
like to visit this particular time period?
I
am truly enjoying the “now”. That said,
I guess I’d go back to the day I met my husband. I still remember when I first
saw him and I thought, “OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS GORGEOUS. Okay, act cool. No
worries. We’re just friends. Just friends. Don’t panic … oh my GOD he just
smiled and he’s even hotter. What the frig? Is this possible?” By the end of
the day, only so I wouldn’t completely dork out, I convinced myself that he’d never
want to date me anyway so I reveled in our friendship. After a few weeks he
said he liked me more than a friend and I was like, “SCORE!” Of course, I didn’t tell him that at the
time.
6. Do you have any little fuzzy friends?
Like a dog or a cat? Or any pets?
We
have two kittens named The Master and Margarita after Bulgakov’s classic
novel. I wanted to name them the devil’s
minions but my husband didn’t go for that.
They are Tuxedo cats who are huggable, lovable, and smart as anything.
They know how to open drawers and doors.
Once I caught them trying to turn a door knob with one on top of the
other’s back. Good thing they don’t have opposable thumbs or I’d have been
screwed! I used to take them out with me like to the hairdresser and they
adored being loved and hugged by everyone in the place. We have cat harnesses
so we can take them out for walks but haven’t done so yet. Next thing I’ll
probably find them riding motorcycles around the neighborhood.
Thanks for taking time out of your busy
schedule to visit with us today.
Thank you so much for having me. This was truly a pleasure.
AUTHOR BIO:
Lisa
is a former correspondent for the Philadelphia Theatre Review and Features
Editor for the Picolata Review, her short stories have appeared in magazines
and journals such as StraightJackets Magazine and HESA Inprint. In 2007 Kastner
was featured in the Fresh Lines @ Fresh Nine, a public reading hosted by Gross
McCleaf Art Gallery.
She
founded Running Wild Writers and is the former president of Pennwriters, Inc.
(www.pennwriters.com). She received her MFA in Creative Writing from Fairfield
University, her MBA from Pennsylvania State and her BS from Drexel University
(She’s definitely full of it). Her novel THE KEEPER OF LOST THINGS was
shortlisted in the fiction category of the William Faulkner Words and Wisdom
Award and her memoir BREATHE was a semi-finalist in the nonfiction category of
the same award.
Lisa
presented at a TEDx in Seattle on The Power of Connecting. And presented at the
Association of Writers and Writing Programs (AWP) on the “You Sent Us What?”
panel.
Born
and raised in Camden, New Jersey The Redness migrated to Philadelphia in her
twenties and eventually transported to Los Angeles, California with her
partner-in-crime and ever-talented husband. They nurture two felonious felines
who anxiously encourage and engage in little sparks of anarchy.
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Another fun interview!
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