PROSECCO CHRISTMAS
by Sylvia
Ashby
GENRE: Romantic
Comedy/Chick Lit
BLURB:
Family is where life begins.
And what better time to spend with your family than Christmas
week?
Ashley and Giacomo go to Upper Swainswick, a postcard village ten
minutes’ drive from Bath, to stay with Ashley’s mum and stepdad. It’s their
last visit before the arrival of their first child.
But babies have a habit of being unpredictable.
So when Ashley goes into labour on Christmas Eve, three weeks
ahead of schedule, it takes everyone by surprise.
She’s not ready! Her perfect Birth Plan is packed away in her
hospital bag two hundred miles away, she has no going home outfit, and she has
a live event planned for New Year’s Eve for her YouTube channel, The Sinking
Chef. People have been signing up for it for weeks. She can’t possibly
disappoint them on the last day of the year. What is she to do?
The tinsel gets even more tangled when Giacomo’s parents decide to
fly from Italy to meet their first grandchild. Hotels are fully booked, so
everyone has to stay under the same roof.
Would eleven people in the house, not counting the baby, turn out
to be simply too much for Ashley?
Excerpt:
We’re sitting around the low living
room table about to begin a game of Best of British.
‘Right,’ Mum says. ‘Does everyone
have a drink?’
Orna, Clara and Vittorio are
drinking Prosecco. I raise my cup of tea. Thomas and Philip ignore her. They
wanted to have the rest of the Coca Cola in the fridge, but Mum put her foot
down. Also, they think Best of British is a dumb game. They wanted to play
Cards Against Humanity, but Orna vetoed them. And now they are in a funk.
‘The question that we’re asking
today is what makes British people so British?’ Orna reads aloud the back of
the game box.
‘Let see,’ Mum opens the box and
tips out the contents. There is a board, which she unfolds. The playing pieces
are different colours and each of us has to choose one.
‘I’ll be blue,’ says Philip.
‘No, I’ll be blue!’ Thomas snatches
the pieces before Philip can get to it.
‘I said it first!’
‘You can have green!’
‘Muuum! Tell him,’ Philip shrieks.
‘Boys, if you don’t behave there
will be no desserts at dinner.’ Mum’s voice is assertive, but her eyes are
pleading with them.
‘Tom always gets whatever he wants,’
Philip whines, but Mum stares him down and he settles for green.
Mum throws a shaky smile at Orna,
who returns the smile without showing her teeth, then has the tiniest sip of
Prosecco and rolls her eyes.
My blood boils in indignation on
Mum’s behalf. How dare she treat Mum like that when she’s never had children.
She has no idea what it’s like. I open my mouth to say something, then close
it. What’s the point? She’s just a horrible woman. And I don’t want to spoil
everybody else’s fun.
We each select a piece in silence
and put them on the start space on the board.
‘Right, I’ll read out the rules,
shall I?’ Mum grips the string of pearls hanging down her neck. She looks quite
stressed. I wish she wouldn’t mind Orna.
She carries on.
‘“The Question Master picks up the
first Question Card from the box,” I’ll be the Question Master,’ she says
before Orna can jump in. ‘“The Question Master picks up the first Question Card
from the box, making sure the answers are concealed from all the players on
both teams. If it is a Picture Card, the picture is shown to all the players on
both teams. If it is a Themed Card, the theme is read out to all the players on
both teams. If a question is answered incorrectly then the Question Master can
put the same question to the next player for a bonus move. If they answer
correctly they move their own piece onto the next space on the board that
matches the colour of the question.”’
Mum releases her string of pearls
and makes them rattle.
‘Is everything clear?’ Mum looks
around for a second time. ‘OK, then the youngest player goes first.’
Philip perks up. He picks up a card
and hands it to her.
‘Who were Randolph, Diana, Sarah,
Mary and Marigold?’ Mum looks at the answer perplexed. ‘Oh. This is rather
hard. Perhaps you can choose another card, Phil. Something with a picture on
it.’
‘This is not how you play a game!’
Orna pushes her ample bosom forward. ‘Rules are rules. They are meant to be
followed by everyone. How will he learn to follow the rules if he’s always
given leeway?’
‘He’s not always given leeway!’ Mum
protests. ‘It’s just that… this question is rather out of his “era”.’
‘What do you mean out of his “era”?
Since when has knowledge had an “era”? It’s not only current affairs that are
important, you know?’ Orna clicks her tongue.
‘I didn’t say that, but he can’t be
expected to know everything. He’s only twelve.’
‘Than you offer the question to the
person who’s next in turn! When that person answers, he’ll learn.’
Mum rolls her eyes but complies.
Next in turn is Thomas.
‘Thomas, who were Randolph, Diana,
Sarah, Mary and Marigold?’ Mum reads the question again.
‘I don’t know.’ Thomas grumbles. ‘This
is a stupid game. Cards Against Humanity is much better.’
‘Yes, but we’re not playing Cards
Against Humanity,’ Mum snaps at him. ‘We’re playing Best of British, OK?’
Her veneer is cracking. I see Philip
throwing a warning glance in his brother’s direction but Thomas ignores him.
Next in turn is Orna.
‘Orna, who were Randolph, Diana,
Sarah, Mary and Marigold?’ Mum reads the question for the third time.
‘They are all character from Downton
Abbey!’ Orna says victoriously.
‘I’m afraid not, Orna.’ Mum’s mouth
twitches. ‘They were Churchill’s children.’
Thomas starts laughing and Mum
shoots him a warning frown.
‘Oh,’ Orna’s face turns puce. ‘Very
well, then. Carry on.’
AUTHOR Bio and Links:
Sylvia Ashby is fond of the written word: books, blog posts,
recipes, even an explanation to the HM Revenue & Customs as to why she
thinks skirts should be exempt from VAT - she's written it all!
She likes travelling and has lived all over Europe - London,
Brussels, Amsterdam and Sofia, Bulgaria. Currently, she lives in Leuven,
Belgium with her husband, daughter, son and a sparrow called Jack, who comes
occasionally to peck the seeds she leaves for him on top of the garden shed.
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