Friday, October 15, 2021

Excerpt Tour + #Giveaway: Funny and Ironic: Amazing, Happy and Feel Good Stories by Marco Di Noia @GoddessFish


 

Funny and Ironic: Amazing, Happy and Feel Good Stories

by Marco Di Noia

GENRE: Short stories (HUMOR/General)


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Funny short stories, ironic stories, amazing stories, animal stories, incredible stories, unusual stories, comical stories, humorous stories. Happy and feel good stories to create funny conversation, humorous conversation, a great conversation starter.


Excerpt:

Eliya and Elenore the Trumpeting Elephants

In the Middle Ages, along the Nile River stomped Eliya the Elephant, with his girlfriend Elenore, by his side. “I’m angry, my hunger fuels my anger” trumpeted Eliya. Elenore said, “They are exploiting us, they make us carry large rocks and don’t feed us enough. We need to get out of here, we need to break free. Let’s all get out of here and make a stampede” so, they both started stomping and trumpeting, and trumpeting and stomping. They made so much noise, that the guards though it was a thunderstorm. But then they realised that the elephants were having a revolution. The guards were terrified and unleashed the Lions on them. But instead, the Lions ate the guards. The Lions jumped onto a raft and the Elephants pushed the raft across the river to the jungle on the other side. And the Lions and the Elephants walked off into the sunset, and Eliya kissed Elenore on the trunk.


AUTHOR Bio and Links:

Hi, my name's Marco! I live in Sydney, Australia. I began writing stories to relieve boredom. After I wrote a few stories, I realized that they made me laugh. I kept writing and my depression went away. I am happy with the way the stories make me laugh and I hope you enjoy them too.


CONNECT WITH AUTHOR MARCO

K: @FunnyandIronicStories

INSTAGRAM: @tigerhorse777


PURCHASE LINKS

AMAZON ~ BOOKSHOP ~ BARNES & NOBLE ~ BOOK DEPOSITORY



Giveaway:

$15 Amazon/BN GC




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3 comments:

Goddess Fish Promotions said...

Thanks for hosting!

Rita Wray said...

Sounds great, thank you for sharing.

Sherry said...

Sounds like a very good book.

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